Peel His Skin and Make Him Watch Me Wear It

Finally last night I broke down and watched Apocalypto. I loved it, A friend told me to watch it because "heads will roll" and wow did they ever. Too bad Mel had to go and reveal the antisemitic drunk inside because this movie should have destroyed the box office. Watch it you will <3 it.

Yesterday was also my birthday and my girlfriend awesomely got me the force feedback steering wheel for the Xbox 360. I've come to realize that yeah it's not real but it's pretty damn close, and racing cars is really hard. If I don't finish a race in 2nd to last place i'm finishing the race in the wall :(. But fun it still is.

beer, ice cold beer

-Jared

Autobots! Roll Out!

So I had nothing to do this afternoon and therefore decided to finally check out Transformers. I'm not going to right a review for this, it's a fuckin summer blockbuster, lots of pretty images and lots of bad storyline. It did however awaken that hard robotic spot in my heart where transformers used to live. but instead of feeling like I should go out and buy the toys again I some how feel the urge to buy a General Motors car and some Burger King. I just wish I could make that reh reh reh noise.

In other news there is no news I've spent the weekend recouping from sickness and can't wait to get back in the swing of things. I did see Bear Grylls skin a rotting mountain deer and use its skin as a shelter while keeping warm with hot canteen full of urine, that was nice.

Like Bear says: "it can be disorientating"

-Jared

This One's a No Brainer

So I went and saw Grindhouse last night. It was alright it had it's good parts I guess. Yeah fucking right, It was the best thing since,, shit I don't even know. It was about three hours long but you didn't really feel it. Planet Terror was non-stop action from beginning to end, great characters and buckets and buckets of slimy low budget blood. Death Proof was just as I expected great Tarantino to be. I'm not going to say anything else. Block out a few hours and go see this movie.

On the home front, today the assembly of my computer begins, I can't wait. Hopefully everything go smoothly.

Machete

-Jared

Let's play a game

For a little under two hours I will take you to the boundaries of irritation. With a cluster fuck of ideas impersonating a story and music video cinematography, you will learn what suffering feels like.

I shouldn't have, I mean, I really didn't want to, but for some strange lapse in judgement I watched Saw III. I can honestly say I'm done, that its, I'm done. Its a mistake I hope I never make again.

Like a reverse bear trap

-Jared

This morning we dine in hell!

Currently two hours away from hopping in a line to watch 300 on IMAX. I can't wait..

fight in the shade

-Jared

::UPDATED::

We dined in hell and we loved it, I can't wait to see 300 again

The shape-shifting Master of Darkness

Its always good do discover cool shit for the first time. Most of the time this cool, newly discovered shit sits in the back of your mind like something on an unconsious to-do list. As of today it has been crossed off.

A co-worker let me borrow season 1 of Samurai Jack. I'm fucking hooked. The stories are cool the animation and direction is sheer brilliance. If anyone out there has never given it a chance please do so. Since there are three seasons containing something like 52 episodes, I think I have found something to fill my monday nights.

Oh also God of War II is coming out next Tuesday the 13th, thats a deffinite must buy for any ps2 owner. I've also heard it upscales to 720p on the ps3 so even better if you were one of the 12 people that actually bought one to use.

Leave the bones...

-Jared

April 23rd?!? What The Fuck?!?

So i've been into Heroes since the first episode and even though i'm a huge Lost fan i'm into Heroes more at this point. Last night was such a good episode. Come to find out at the end it was the last episode until April 23rd. What the hell? Why does the show have to take another break? Lets just hope Lost starts kicking ass again.

Oh and what about that exclusive look at Spiderman 3, what a meaningless crock of shit. I guess I was expecting them to show the trailer with Venom that they showed at Wondercon this past weekend, but they didn't.

OOOH MYYYY

-Jared